The Lawyer
The madam opened the door and saw a dignified, well built, well-dressed, good-looking man in his mid forties. "May I help you, sir?" she asked.
"I would like to see Valerie, please," the man politely replied.
"Sir, Valerie is our most expensive lady. Perhaps you would prefer to see someone else," said the madam.
"No, I must see only Valerie,' he firmly replied.
Just then, the stunningly beautiful young Valerie appeared and announced to the gentleman that her charged is $5,000 per visit. Without hesitation, the dignified visitor immediately pulled out five thousand dollars and gave it to the madam and together with Valerie they both went upstairs. After sometime, the gentleman left.
The next night, the man appeared again, once more firmly requesting to see Valerie. Valerie herself explained to the visitor that no one ever comes back two nights in a row asking to see the same girl. She explained that she was expensive and that there was no discount. The price was still $5,000 per visit. Maybe, the gentleman will prefer somebody else's company for the evening.
Yet, the visitor was gently insistent and with a winsome smile pulled out the money, gave it to the madam and went upstairs with Valerie. After sometime, he left.
The following night, the gentleman was there yet again. Everyone was dumbfounded, including Valerie. That he had come for the third consecutive night and asking for the same girl and paying the stiff price of $5,000 per visit was simply out of this world! But he cheerfully paid the madam and went up the stairs with Valerie.
After the evening was nearly over, Valerie said to the gentleman, "No one has ever been with any of the ladies here three nights in a row with the same visitor. Where are you from?"
The visitor replied, "Asia." "Really," Valerie said. "I have family in Asia."
"I know," the visitor said. "Your sister died, and I am her attorney. She commissioned me to personally give you your $15,000 inheritance."
The moral of the story is that there are three things in life that are certain:
1. Death.
2. Taxes.
3. Being screwed by a lawyer.
The madam opened the door and saw a dignified, well built, well-dressed, good-looking man in his mid forties. "May I help you, sir?" she asked.
"I would like to see Valerie, please," the man politely replied.
"Sir, Valerie is our most expensive lady. Perhaps you would prefer to see someone else," said the madam.
"No, I must see only Valerie,' he firmly replied.
Just then, the stunningly beautiful young Valerie appeared and announced to the gentleman that her charged is $5,000 per visit. Without hesitation, the dignified visitor immediately pulled out five thousand dollars and gave it to the madam and together with Valerie they both went upstairs. After sometime, the gentleman left.
The next night, the man appeared again, once more firmly requesting to see Valerie. Valerie herself explained to the visitor that no one ever comes back two nights in a row asking to see the same girl. She explained that she was expensive and that there was no discount. The price was still $5,000 per visit. Maybe, the gentleman will prefer somebody else's company for the evening.
Yet, the visitor was gently insistent and with a winsome smile pulled out the money, gave it to the madam and went upstairs with Valerie. After sometime, he left.
The following night, the gentleman was there yet again. Everyone was dumbfounded, including Valerie. That he had come for the third consecutive night and asking for the same girl and paying the stiff price of $5,000 per visit was simply out of this world! But he cheerfully paid the madam and went up the stairs with Valerie.
After the evening was nearly over, Valerie said to the gentleman, "No one has ever been with any of the ladies here three nights in a row with the same visitor. Where are you from?"
The visitor replied, "Asia." "Really," Valerie said. "I have family in Asia."
"I know," the visitor said. "Your sister died, and I am her attorney. She commissioned me to personally give you your $15,000 inheritance."
The moral of the story is that there are three things in life that are certain:
1. Death.
2. Taxes.
3. Being screwed by a lawyer.
Comment